Bay City Rumble - 2013: August 2013

The Bay City Rumble Report

By: ADudeNamed Anthony

There once was a girl named "Hannah",

She had a lot of work in Montana.

But then there was somebody called "Miley",

Who now has twerk in an alley.

First, thank you Ben, Fenix and Marianne for helping out. Everything went flawlessly!

And now for something completely.....the same:

SUMMARY OF RACE RESULTS:

August 1st:

Demolition Derby

Host: ADudeNamed Anthony

Everybody's favorite run, demolition derby baby! It's the carnage for the drivers, rubbernecking for the spectators and willful denial of insurance claims by the insurance companies! Somebody added some pyrotechnic effects at the end with some glowing particles. I am not sure who it was, but it looked great.

August 8th:

ANWR Run

Vehicle: Boats
Host: Fenix Eldritch

Winner - First Lag: Cyclops Region

Winner - Second Lag: Marianne McCann

Yes, that's right. A region won the first race. It was last reported eating avatars, digesting them, then spewing them out somewhere in a private adult region at an unknown location on the grid.

August 15th:

Dennis 500

Vehicle: Cars, Lapped

Host: Benjamin Wahl:

Winner - First Race: Fenix Eldritch

Winner - Second Race: ADudeNamed Anthony

Winner - Third Race: Marianne McCann

This race was interesting as the bridge in Edgartown was stuck...again. Luckily it was only one side, so we just ran the race backwards and jumped it. Piece of cake.